DHL - Deceit, Hypocrisy and Lies (Version 2)

Hopefully this will be a better version of my book.
Amazon doesn't allow a preview of this version, unlike the previous edition, but it does say print replica.

NEW LINK

DHL - Deceit, Hypocrisy and Lies

Not sure why, but some of the formating in my book doesn't seem to work when it is uploaded live.
The preview version works in Kindle Direct Publishing, but some of the tabs and inserted shapes move or disappear.
I am trying a different format which should hopefully update tonight, but my book lives.

Here's a link to the original version, warts and all

DHL - Deceit, Hypocrisy and Lies

Hopefully the update works and I can start to seriously promote my book.

DHL - Contradiction and collusion

A little taster from my book.

Currently page 283, although there are a few tweeks still to be made.

Collusion between Savage Blue and DHL?

There is further evidence in the book to prove that these statements are all genuine contradictions. 

“Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive”

is a quotation by Sir Walter Scott, which I'm sure you knew.

It means that when you tell lies or act in a dishonest way you create problems and complications which you cannot control

DHL - Deceit hypocrisy and lies - Book Link

Follow this Link to order a copy of my book

More on self publishing

Other than time wise, it's not been too difficult in self publishing my book.

There is a relatively easy step by step guide to follow in creating your book, and once submitted it only takes a few hours to be approved.

I received this email;

Mon 05/11/2018 04:12

Kindle Direct Publishing <kdp-no-reply@amazon.com>

Your book is available for pre-order in Kindle Store!

Congratulations! Your book "DHL Deceit, Hypocrisy and Lies" is available for pre-order in the Kindle Store. It is available* for customers to pre-order here. If you have resubmitted your book, your changes are now live.

Thank you for uploading the final version of your book. Customers who pre-ordered the book will receive the content on the release date, 11/30/2018.

The Full Monty

How hard can it be printing double sided pages.

Easy when you've worked out how to do it.

And got enough paper

& Ink

Gordon's Alive

OK, I might not call it Gordon, but the book is alive.

It exists on paper.

It still needs some work.

DHL - STTT (Straight to the top) complaint, continued, Part 2

I haven't had an answer in over 3 weeks, so I've sent them my update.

My initial book draft.

I thought for a while it was too big a file to send, but it's just gone.

More on Kindle publishing

I'm not going to say that it is dead easy but it's not rocket science.

I have a book.
A kindle book.
It needs a lot more work yet, but it is there, in all its current glory.
There are some bits and bobs to add, but mainly it will be editing and presentaion.

Deceit

Hypocrisy and

Lies exists, it's alive, Gordon's alive.

My version of Dalsy, Hillblom & Lynn, founders of the Company in 1969.

Alternatively from an Urban Dictionary, and this is sooooo apt it should get a smiley.

DHL

To get dissed, stood up, ignored or not in the loop. Named after the shipping company notorious for their poor service.

Dude, that girl totally DHL-ed me last night, and I was standing there waiting around for nothing. I don't even know what I did wrong.

#dhl#dissed#delivered#late#ignored#panic

by Pogue2012 June 13, 2008

OR

DHL

After the shipping company, it stands for "Delivered Here Late" due to DHL'snotorious shipping service.

"Sam, you freaking idiot! I can't believe you didn't overnight that. Now it's gonna be DHL-ed.."

#dhl#ups#fedex#late#delivery

by Poe Boy March 02, 2008

OR

DHL

An excellent 1st class courier company that can be blamed for the non arrival of purchased goods anywhere around the world. DHL can also be blamed by anyone who has lied and said they sent you a Christmas present which will never arrive. Also birthdays, or any gift giving occasion you haven't been arsed with can be blamed on DHL.

'I can't believe you still haven't received the present I got you. It's been 6 monthsalready. Never using DHL again!!'
'Honestly don't worry about it. You didn't know DHL stands for Damaged, Held or Lost.'

#damaged#held#lost#fake gift giving

by MJwrites July 29, 2017

OR

DHL

Drivers Hopelessly Lost

Person A: Did you get that package yet?
Person B: No, I used DHL.

#drivers#hopelessly#lost#ups#fedex

by jbkurz December 14, 2010